be nice to people
bc most people are already sad so like
why be mean
These are technically still facts.
buzzkill facts totally need to be a thing
Normal cats shake their butt when they’re about to pounce on something. Polly shakes her head. .-.
Oh my god
can’t stop laughing….
girls don’t like boys girls like well written female protagonists
we moved houses like a year ago and my mom found the garage opener to our old house today so we drove to the house to see if it would work and we saw the new owners working in the garage and we sat there opening and closing their garage for like 10 minutes and they were getting so scared they probably think satan is in their house and im laighinf so hard
and then satan said “let there be a skip limit and no back button on 8tracks”
me: I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again.
me after 10 minutes : *crying*
My headteacher wants to introduce a rule saying girls can’t have hair shorter than chin length because it’s unfeminine. She said if I can show her 150 urls of people who agree with me then she won’t put the rule forward.
how can u say u are not pretty when u are a cluster of stardust, a walking explosion of nebulas like there are constellations that knot your arteries together, you’re beyond pretty, more like a spectacular sight for all of us