i like to think of my followers as a giant conga line and im at the front and whenever i get a new follower they receive a grass skirt and coconut bra and join the conga line and we all have a great time
summer break is the only time when you can do nothing and not feel guilty about it
fun date idea:
take me to comic con
drop me off
pick me up when it’s over tho
Give me spending money too
NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY
This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.
this is actually really gross and really scary
be nice to people
bc most people are already sad so like
why be mean
These are technically still facts.
buzzkill facts totally need to be a thing
Normal cats shake their butt when they’re about to pounce on something. Polly shakes her head. .-.
Oh my god
can’t stop laughing….
girls don’t like boys girls like well written female protagonists
we moved houses like a year ago and my mom found the garage opener to our old house today so we drove to the house to see if it would work and we saw the new owners working in the garage and we sat there opening and closing their garage for like 10 minutes and they were getting so scared they probably think satan is in their house and im laighinf so hard